Cookies reduced for quick sale

Tesco lady:''I'm reducing these cookies for quick sale-they expire tomorrow.''
Me: ''Erm...thank you for telling me.'' (do I LOOK like I love my cookies?!?)
So I pick one up and pretend to be interested.
Me: ''Excuse me (to the tesco lady), you just reduced them from 75p to 74p.''
Teso lady: ''Yes, that's right, they've been reduced for quick sale.''
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.
I just shake my head at her silliness and start to walk away, then this little boy goes ''Dad, dad, please can I have these cookies, PLEASE???Look,they're reduced too''. Then the dad goes ''Son, they're reduced by 1p. Still, they're reduced so I guess you can have them.''

Is it just me or is the world going loopy? Usually I love my Tesco, well actually I love all types of shopping, but this foolishness just.....I don't know but it does whatever it does.
miss maria
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